? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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