i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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