i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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