She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
