Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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