You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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