Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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