She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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