can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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