Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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