Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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