My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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