I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
