That's intense
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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