thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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