Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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