I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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