doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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