Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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