Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
no you cant smoke seaweed
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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