Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just sucked dick on a ferry
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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