You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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