I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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