sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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