Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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