So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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