And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
That accounts for only three of the penises
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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