just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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