she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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