There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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