I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
