It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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