she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
