So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Your dad touched me again.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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