Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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