I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I can text with my tongue
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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