If you die in college, do you die in real life?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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