i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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