hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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