oh god the rape fog is back!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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