all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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