i don't plan on having that self control this summer
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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