Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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