Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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