it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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