Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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