i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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