I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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