let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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