your parents love me but you hate me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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