Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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