At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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